For one week the family thought the internet was "resting." My husband finally found the router in the chest freezer next to the beef tallow. He has questions. I have boundaries.
Confessed by Saltwife · reenacted by Preston as the Crunchy Wife
True stories from the homestead. The best ones get reenacted by Preston — linen apron and all.
Confess itFor one week the family thought the internet was "resting." My husband finally found the router in the chest freezer next to the beef tallow. He has questions. I have boundaries.
Confessed by Saltwife · reenacted by Preston as the Crunchy Wife
The HOA sent a letter. I framed it. My cortisol has never been lower.
Confessed by Test Wife · reenacted by Preston as the Crunchy Wife
She kept saying "it's just hot air!" Doris, so is a hair dryer, and I don't cook chicken with that either.
He thought it was a smoothie. He has apologized to Brad. Brad is recovering.
A barefoot somebody · 3d
She wrote it down as a religion. Honestly? Accurate.