dry goods & sundries
The General Store
Hats, tees, and the good stuff. Every purchase keeps the lights on (full-spectrum, obviously).
The merch shelf

Crunchy Wife Hat
$36
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Raw Milk Social Club Hat
$32· sold out (like raw milk on Saturday)
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Onion Socks Tee
$28· sold out (like raw milk on Saturday)
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Crunchy Wife Tote
$24· sold out (like raw milk on Saturday)

Family Gut Health Tote
$38

OLIVER! Sweatshirt
$42
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Full-Spectrum, Obviously Mug
$18· sold out (like raw milk on Saturday)
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The Crunchy Cabinet
Things this community actually swears by. Heads up: some links pay us a small commission, which we spend on raw milk and server bills. It never costs you extra.



